Where in the Hell is the race schedule for 2010!!!
Damn it I need to forcast my race/training schedule and submit my kitchen pass paperwork, else I dont git to ride none!!!
That damn cow is out to pasture aint he? drinking chimay i imagine!
2010 race season
Thu, 07/08/2010 - 14:21
Mon, 07/12/2010 - 20:55
#2
What's all that noise? Cross season? We haven't done Double Boundary yet! Keep your KISS pants on, Biff!
Training schedule? What the heck is that all about? I thought CX was about knocking last years mudd off the bike on October 1, and putting the empty Belgium elixir bottle down, and doing a few laps on Saturday morning. We're supposed to train? OK, here's your training plan, Biff-
Saturday- Ride for about an hour, after you eat the entire pack of bacon
Sunday- Ride for two hours, after you convince yourself that sleeping till noon is socially ok, at your age
Monday- ride that one hour a little faster, till you taste the bacon and beer from the weekend
Tuesday- do some hill sprints until you taste the puke from Monday that tasted like the bacon and beer from the weekend
Wednesday- rest day, clean up the puke, from the bacon and beer from the weekend
Thursday- TT, one hour, flat ground, try to put that craving for bacon and beer away
Friday- flat route intervals, 2-1-2-1-2-1...., BACON AND BEER DAY IS ALMOST HERE AGAIN!!
Saturday- Long semi-casual rude dog ride, not necessarily social, 75% effort, two to eight hours (WHAT? Well, I like long rides)
Eight day cycle? What? Why not, have you tried it before? I didn't say I knew what I was talking about anyway.
DISCLAIMER: You maybe should warmup a little before any of this, and get your physician's approval, and make sure your life insurance and health insurance stuff is up to date. And no cow tipping!
Moo
Hey Cow!!! Wake up! I know your napping, or eating or walking to the coffee pot!!
Get to work on the calander!!!!
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