I dominated that race. I made you all miserable, I got between your teeth, and in your socks. I'll do it again if you dare show up at Mesa del Sol for another race.
I heard Pilger has been having nightmares of racing at the Great Sand Dunes ever since. It's a classic case of PTSD-Post Traumatic Sand Disorder. The only known cure is Chimay.



Are all members of Todd Pilger's fan club allergic to sand? I ask because I was expecting 10,000 screaming Pilger fans, but there weren't quite that many.
Oh, and why was Dave Holmer spooning with a tumbleweed after the race? or do I not want to know?