We currently have no tech. We believe in going techless, which is not to be confused with Quinlan going topless. We will have some tech soon. If you have some, keep it to yourself. Or send it to us through the contact tab. If we like it, you can collect a handsome royalty from the Leona M. and Harry B. Helmsley Charitable Trust, which is funded by the inheritance for the deceased dogs of the late heiress. And if you're still lost on this one, we are fully funded by the Amerrican Kenel Asociattion, since we specialize in ravashing dog shows, in which we secretly invoke a CX race right on the show grounds, so clandestinely, that the local city park managers never realize it was a bicycle race on the oh so prescious grass. Remember, grass is for dogs and cows, not for human consumption!
Upcoming Events
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Sat, 09/18/2010 - 08:00
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Sun, 10/03/2010 - 08:00
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Sun, 10/10/2010 - 08:00
The only thing better than Quinlan going topless, is LeBlanc going "Au Natural"...
Is it just me or does the cow have a preoccupation with pony tails and Quinlan????
I think he has mad cow and should be quaranteened until his disposition improves. Maybe its the lack of sunlight in his office, and too much time on his hands, I peek in on him and see him aimlessly gandering at his bike with a trickle of drool running down his face... classic mad cow symptoms.. If I see him wondering around aimlessly and looking wobbly, I am going to call out the FDA....
former never was, has been
It's actually not Mad Cow disease, although my roots are in GB. I'm suffering from "tubeless stress". It's very similar to "upgrade stress". Which is also similar to "sandbagg stress". These three afflictions are common among us hillbilly crossers (I had the banjo surgically removed from my knee years ago, so don't even ask to see it). We try to be techy, we worry about failing. We try to get a license that makes us look fast, we fail. And we sometimes try to fail, and can't even do that successfully.
So, I try to hide my afflictions by throwing out the Big Q and Ponytail Man as often as possible.
UCI has just decided to allow wider tyres, and disk brakes in CX! SWEEET!
Now Speaking of going Topless,
I have completed getting my nipples capped with Chimay caps... One blue and one Burgandy in color.... No more twisters from the Mad Cow!!!!!
former never was, has been